Join us on December 18th at 7.30pm for a delicious (and mildly disturbing; see photo) evening of true Christmas stories. That time Santa set fire to your cousin Alex? That time the Turkey wasn’t quite dead? That time you got a budgie instead of a horse? Yup. Those stories.

If you have a story you’d like to share, have a read of our editorial guidelines and then send a submission.

7.30pm in the Black Box on December 18th. Come early — queues are long and the parking will be tight this Yuletide!